"You didn’t see it till you saw it."

— Vinny telling Sara about Once.

"Listen Mary Poppins- hit me with that umbrella one more time I’m gonna shove it up your chimney"

— vinny walks through the holiday mid-town crowds

Shit Vinny says

Jay your white trash is showing.

"I don’t buy bathing suits… I swim in Tank-top and jeans."

— Amy… talking swimwear

"That’s kinda cool. It also kinda sux."

— Vinny

"How many times to have to tell you? I just don’t care!"

— Vinny

Jeff response to this tie.
“It’s like the easter bunny took a shit down the front of his shirt.”

Jeff response to this tie.

“It’s like the easter bunny took a shit down the front of his shirt.”

this pretty much sums it all up. we have to put a note on a box of chips sitting in the coat closet because someone might eat them

this pretty much sums it all up. we have to put a note on a box of chips sitting in the coat closet because someone might eat them

"Shawn and I literally slapped each other in the face we were so excited"

— Amy… excited about physically attractive men

"sometimes a silver item in your wardrobe can really perk things up."

— Nicky